The FiFi Report 220

Chicken and Celery Fried Rice…adulterated from Bills
It’s the Beijing Olympics so lets eat Chinese.

You need for one single Olympic swimmer, marathon runner, wrestler. Or 20 models
1 chicken fillet
1 tabsp Chinese rice wine
2 teasp oyster sauce
1 teasp sesame oil
2 teassp grapeseed oil or peanut oil
2 teasp finely grated ginger
1 or 2 garlic clove, crushed
1 celery stalk
1 bunch of Bok Choy
1 cup cooked jasmine rice
3 spring onion for accessorizing

• Pour a wine
• Remove your pristine white Hermes coat
• Climb down from your YSL heels
• Get into a leisure suit.
• Ok pour another wine: Drink your recommended 2 units dose …for the week.
• You need to cook the rice so throw that on
• Slice up the ginger into small splinters the size of a Jimmy Choo Stilletto
• Slice up the garlic up into pieces the size of diamonds you can afford
• Trim and slice the celery into cute little javelins.
• Thinly slice the chicken fillet : skinny model size
• Find a bowl and pour in the rice wine, oyster sauce and sesame oil then set aside.
• Now grab a wok and heat up half the grapeseed oil over a high heat.
• Chuck in the chicken and stir-fry it for about 2-3 minutes or until just cooked
• Take the chicken out to have a little think alone on the bench.
• Pour in the remaining grape seed oil to the wok and get it hot again .
• Toss in the ginger and garlic and stir-fry that for a quick de la quick 1 minute. Smell good non? Don’t overcook it tastes better almost raw.
• Throw in the celery and Bok Choy and stir for about another minute more.
• Sprinkle in the cooked rice and make sure it’s all well combined
• Pour in the Rice wine Mix and give it a quick stir.
• Accessorise with lots of sliced up spring onion. You could even add some egg for a real fried rice look
• Perfectly delicious