The FiFi Report 179

Spiced lamb with couscous and sambal.
Need a quick mid week healthy dinner? Read on.
You need for 4 girls, 10 fashionistas, 20 models

2 back straps of lamb
1 teasp cumin
1 teasp coriander seeds or dry coriander
½ teasp chilli flakes
3 spring onions
1 tomato½ red onion
1 tabs designer olive oil
2 tabs lime juice
1 cucumber
Some green beans for 4
Couscous for 4

  • Find a mortar and pestle
  • Take off new Prada heels ( you can’t walk in them anyway)
  • Roll up the cuffs on your pretty new chiffon poets sleeve blouse
  • Pour a wine or two
  • Throw coriander seeds and the dry cumin in mortar and pestleSmash. Think ex husbands to get right consistency
  • Put on couscous. You can work out how to cook that. I have told you many times.
  • Pour another wine as you read back of couscous packet and try to figure out how to make it.
  • Sprinkle lamb with the coriander cumin mix
  • Let the lamb sit and have a ponder about life while you make the sambal
  • Peel cucumber and chop into small pieces It should about the same size of the available credit on your Mastercard. Tiny.
  • Repeat chopping with tomato
  • Put on Missoni sunglassesChop red onion to the same size.Wipe away mascara
  • Grab a bowl and throw the red onion, the cucumber, the snazzy designer olive oil and lime juice. Taste and Nod if happy
  • Throw the spring onions and chilli flakes through the cookedcouscous.
  • Add some fresh coriander leaves if you have some in thefridge.
  • Cook the lamb for about 3 minutes or until it’s cooked to your liking. This is a good idea since you are the one eating it.
  • Let the lamb rest and recover. You can too in a minute
  • Boil some water and quickly steam the beans
  • Serve the couscous on the chic white plates Then top with chicly sliced lamb nonchalantly luxuriating on the bed of beans
  • Drizzle over the sambal. This will add a divine melange ofcolours, crunch and texture. Think the latest Prada winter collectionand you’ll get the picture
  • Pour wine.
  • Eat.