The FiFi Report 395

Chocolate brownies …..adulterated from Bill Granger’s Bascis

These delicious chocolate brownies are the easiest and most scrumptious of all brownies. Believe me I should know.
Tip : leave in the oven a little longer to get crunchy on the outside.

You need for about 16 squares or 10 gourmandes or 32 models.

350g caster sugar
80g cocoa powder
60g plain flour
1 teasp baking powder
4 eggs, lightly beaten
200g unsalted
butter, melted
2 teasp vanilla extract
200g dark chocolate, roughly chopped

  • Slip into chic choc brown Prada leisure suit.
  • Pull on Burberry fur lined boots.
  • Pour a big glass of wine.
  • Preheat oven to 160ºC fan-forced (180ºC conventional).
  • Line a 22cm square baking tin with baking paper so you don’t have any mixture sticking to the tin.
  • Melt the butter. Do not think of your bikini at this moment.
  • Let it cool slightly.The butter not your bikini.
  • Ask George Clooney to stop reading Vanity Fair , put down the Gin and Tonic and get off his arse and start helping for once in the kitchen.
  • He can now chop the chocolate into chunky but small bits the size of a Hermes buckle.
  • Throw sugar, cocoa powder, flour and baking powder in a bowl and give it a stir to combine.
  • Add eggs, butter and vanilla and mix until combined.
  • Taste to make sure it’s delicious.
  • Then stir in chocolate bits.
  • Taste to really make sure it’s delicious.
  • Do not think about Lake Como and getting into a bikini at this moment.
  • Pour brownie batter into the tin.
  • Throw in the oven for 40-45 minutes.
  • Lick the bowl carefully. Get George to tidy up while you do this.
  • They are cooked when they are nice and crunchy on the top and gooey in the middle (just like George).
  • Leave brownies to cool slightly in tin, then cut into squares and gingerly lift onto a wire rack.
  • Accessorise with sprinkles of cocoa or icing sugar.
  • Divine!