The FiFi Report 361

Date & walnut loaf ….adulterated from taste.com.au

You need for one lovely healthy delicious loaf:

240g (1 1/2 cups) pitted dried dates, halved
310mls (1 1/4 cups) water
100g (1/2 cup, firmly packed) dark brown sugar
80g butter, cubed
Melted butter, for greasing
300g (2 cups) self-raising flour
1 1/2 tsp mixed spice optional if you have it
2 eggs, lightly whisked
100g walnut chopped pieces

  • Wrap yourself into your Prada faux fur jumpsuit,
  • Climb into your Burberry ugg boots.
  • Pre heat oven and yourself to 170.
  • Pour a warming red wine. Drink.
  • Chop up the dates and nuts: you want them the size of a Miu Miu buckle.
  • Dice up the butter so that it melts easily. Like your thighs. You wish.
  • Moisterise a loaf tin with lashings of unsalted butter.
  • Throw dates, water, brown sugar and butter in a medium saucepan and pop on a lid. That’s on the saucepan not you.
  • Bring it to a medium heat until the sugar dissolves and give it a stir.
  • Then let it come to a boil and then turn it down to a simmer, uncovered, for about 2 minutes til it’s a little mushy. Like a face mask.
  • Then pour it into a bowl and then let it cool down for about 20 minutes. HINT: You are going to mix the eggs in it and if it’s too hot the eggs will scramble. This is not a good look.
  • Now sift the flour and mixed spice into a chic mixing bowl.
  • Whisk the eggs a little and when the wet date mix is cool enough you can pour in the eggs and give it a good stir to combine.
  • Then pour that wet date mixture into the dry flour mixture and give it a good stir.
  • Toss in the walnuts and stir again so it’s all mixed in and completely combined like a Prada outfit.
  • Pour the mixture into the moisturized loaf pan.
  • Throw in the oven and bake in preheated oven for 50-55 minutes.
  • It will be cooked when it’s a lovely crunchy Chanel brown on the top (and skewer comes out clean.)
  • Turn onto a wire rack to cool a little.
  • Serve hot with lashings of cream cheese or icecream.
  • Yum!