The FiFi Report 331

Scallops with lime, mint and chilli …. adulterated from Cuisine.com.au

This is the perfect little something to serve with champagne or as an entree for a lazy summer lunch. You can use the dipping sauce for any fish you fancy.

By the way the list of ingredients is longer than the time it takes to cook: Divine!

You need for 4 as an entrée or for 20 models:

2 tbsp lime juice
2 tbsp fish sauce or soy sauce
1 tbsp sesame oil
1 tsp sugar
1 small red chilli, de-seeded and cut into matchsticks
4 small red shallots, finely sliced
2 spring onions, finely sliced on diagonal
2 tbsp mint leaves, picked
2 tbsp basil leaves, picked
1 tbsp olive oil
8 large fresh sea scallops, cleaned
2 tbsp soy sauce
8 scallop shells, cleaned
2 tbsp salted peanuts, crushed
1 lime, quartered

  • Slip into your favourite Eres bikini and Hermes Caftan.
  • Climb into your new Prada clogs.
  • Pour a bottle of French champagne.
  • Ask the weather Gods to stop the rain.
  • Sip/guzzle champagne.
  • First of all squeeze the limes.
  • Then make the dressing: whisk lime juice, fish sauce, sesame oil and sugar together until sugar has dissolved.
  • Ask George Clooney (He loves chopping) to slice up the shallots, the spring onions, and the chilli.
  • You can crush the peanuts in a mortar and pestle as you think abut Elizabeth Canalis.
  • Guzzle down more French champagne.
  • Now add the chilli, shallots, spring onions, mint and basil to the dressing. Toss it baby, toss it.
  • Heat olive oil in a pan over medium heat.
  • Dip each scallop into the soy sauce on both sides and cook for 1 minute either side until lightly golden as a Chloe bag.
  • Add a spoon of dressing to each scallop shell and then pop a scallop on top.
  • Accessorise with the peanuts and some more extra dressing.
  • Serve with chic wedges of lime and more French champagne.
  • Delicieux.