The FiFi Report 325

Crisp silken tofu crusted in lemongrass (dau hu xa ot) ….adulterated from Luke Nguyen at sbs.com.au

A fabulously spicy and most delicious vegetarian dish that can be served with vegetables as a main course or just have as an entrée.

You need for 5 pieces ( that’s for one hungry fashionista or 20 models)

450 g silken or firm tofu
1 lemon grass stem, white part only, finely chopped
1 bird’s eye chilli, finely chopped
1 tbsp finely diced garlic
1 tsp salt
1 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1 tbsp vegetable oil
3 coriander sprigs

* Rice to serve

  • Slip into chic Stella McCartney tracksuit.
  • Pull off Balenciaga heels and feel your numb feet come back to life.
  • Pour a big fat glass of wine.
  • Thank the lord you have survived the week.
  • Now find the chic silken tofu and drain it and lice into 5 x 10 cm pieces. ( not to small or it will fall apart)
  • Leave it alone on the chopping board for a little time to think
  • Chop or pound the chilli, lemongrass and garlic til smashed and finely mashed.
  • Find a chic bowl and toss in the lemon grass, chilli, garlic, salt, sugar and pepper.
  • Mix all the ingredients together.
  • You have to use your hands to do the next step so ask George Clooney to do it if you are worried about manicure:
  • Coat both sides of the tofu with the mixture.
  • You can even do as Luke does and make a little slit in the top of each tofu piece and stuff the lemongrass in it.
  • Now heat a large frying pan over medium-high heat.
  • Add the oil and pan-fry each side of the tofu for 3 minutes until browned and crisp as Donatella.
  • Pour another wine
  • Carefully lift the tofu out of the oil
  • Accessorise with chic green coriander and serve with lovely white jasmine rice.
  • Divine!