The FiFi Report 318

Berry and Apple tray Bake ….adulterated from taste.com.au

This is a little delicious something to make on Father’s Day! You can make it with just only blueberries ( frozen is Ok ) and it’s fabulous.
You need for one family, or 6 Dads, 35 models.

300ml thickened cream, plus extra to accessorise
175g unsalted butter, chopped
3 eggs
2 cups (300g) plain flour
1 cup (220g) caster sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, thinly sliced, tossed with 2 tbs lemon juice ( or add another 150g to 200g of Blueberries instead of apples)
300g frozen mixed berries, thawed
Icing sugar, to dust
Blackberry or strawberry jam, to serve ( optional)

  • Slip out of a Burberry shearling jacket.
  • Take off long Vuitton gloves.
  • Climb into Hermes cashmere leisure suit.
  • Pour a wine or two.
  • Preheat oven to 180°C.
  • Lightly moisterise your face.
  • Lightly moisterise and flour a 32 x 22cm baking tray.
  • Bring cream and butter to just below boiling point in a pan over medium heat. Do not even think about a bikini/calories at this moment.
  • Let it cool slightly before adding eggs or they will scramble.
  • Now find the electric beaters, and toss in and beat eggs with sugar until as pale as an Hermes leather cuff and thick as Paris Hilton.
  • Slowly beat in cream mixture.
  • Sift in flour, then fold to combine it all with a metal spoon. Think folding Prada sweaters.
  • Stir in the vanilla, apples and berries very gently.
  • Then pour into baking tray.
  • Bake for 40 minutes or until golden as a Chloe bag.
  • Insert a skewer to check it comes out clean to make sure it’s cooked (but slightly undercooked makes it lovely and gooey.)
  • Turn out onto chic white platter.
  • Accessorize with icing sugar, jam if you so desire and extra cream to add even more cholesterol.
  • Your Dad will love it.