The FiFi Report 315

Cauliflower and Taleggio risotto with Anchovy Pangrattato....adulterated from Gourmettraveller.com

I love risotto and this is a very creamy and delicious!
Hint: This is still fabulous without making the Pangrattato : you can just serve it with a slab of Taleggio melting on the top and a scattering of herbs or rocket.

You need for 4 hungry vegetarian shoppers, 8 as an entrée, or 20 models

1 (about 350gm)  head of cauliflower, cut into small florets
2½ litres (10 cups)  chicken stock
125 gm  unsalted butter, coarsely chopped
1  onion, finely chopped
3   stalks of celery, finely chopped
2  cloves of garlic, finely chopped
1 tbsp finely chopped thyme leaves
1   fresh bay leaf
400 gm (2 cups)  Carnaroli or Arborio rice
125 ml (½ cup)  dry white wine
100 gm  finely grated parmesan
40 gm (2 tbsp) mascarpone
200 gm Taleggio, cut into ½cm slices

Anchovy pangrattato
200 gm   crustless day old sourdough bread, coarsely chopped
¼ cup   (loosely packed) oregano leaves
2   anchovy fillets
1   small clove of garlic
Pinch   dried chilli flakes
100 ml  (clarified) butter, melted

  • Slip out of Burberry shearling jacket, skirt, hat and boots.
  • Climb into Burberry shearling pyjamas.
  • Pull on Mink slippers and cashmere socks.
  • Pour a wine, gulp and say thank you for the weekend.
  • Now chop up the cauliflower into small florets : think a Chanel camellia.
  • Pop on Chloe sunglasses and redo waterproof mascara.
  • Yes, it’s time to chop the onions ( with tears running down your face.)
  • Ask George Clooney to chop up the celery and thyme. He loves cooking. Don’t tell him it’s the boring bit.
  • Pour the chicken stock into a pan with the cauliflower and bring to the boil over medium heat.
  • Cook that until cauliflower starts to fall apart (30 minutes). Think: Lindsay Lohan on a good day.
  • Reduce heat to low and let it simmer until you need it. Ditto with George.
  • Now melt 50gm butter ( save the rest for later) in a large heavy-based saucepan over medium heat.
  • Toss in the add onion, celery, garlic, thyme and bay leaf and sauté until soft and lovely. Smells divine (about 10 minutes).
  • Now throw in the rice and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes to lightly toast, then add wine and cook until wine has evaporated (about 2 minutes).
  • Oh go on, have a another wine and drink until evaporated.
  • It’s time to gradually add the cauliflower stock a cup at a time, adding more as it is absorbed, stirring occasionally to break up cauliflower, and cook until rice is tender and creamy (about 25 minutes).
  • Rest for 1 minute. That means the risotto not you.
  • Sprinkle in the Parmesan, toss in the Mascarpone and remaining butter and using a wooden spoon, beat vigorously until creamy. This little exercise will get rid of some of calories.
  • Warning: Do not think about your bikini at this particular time.
  • Season to taste.
  • Preheat a grill to high.
  • Spoon risotto into chic little heatproof bowls and accessorise with each with a chunky slice of Taleggio and grill it until Taleggio is melted and golden, gooey and divine. About 2mins.
  • Accessorise with Pangrattato ( or just with a few herbs and rocket) and serve toute suite!
  • Divine.

For anchovy pangrattato,

  • Preheat oven to 150C.
  • Pulse all ingredients except butter in a food processor until coarse crumbs form.
  • transfer to a bowl, drizzle with butter, mix to combine, then spread mixture on an oven tray.
  • Bake, stirring occasionally, until golden (about 25 minutes).
  • Season to taste with sea salt and freshly ground black pepper.