The FiFi Report 313

Roast potatoes with Sage and Orange …..adulterated from jamieoliver.com

This is quite delicious and a zesty way to add a bit of a sexiness to roast potatoes. Serve with a roast dinner or just as a snack.
For 8 chic French men, 4 Aussie blokes or 20 models you need:

2kg King Edward potatoes, peeled and cut to the size of golf balls ( Read: the size of a clasp of the new Chloe bag)
8-9 garlic cloves, skins left on and squashed and squished
The peel of 2 oranges, cut into long thin strips as thin as Gwyneth.
A large bunch of fresh sage, leaves picked off
6 tablespoons of amazing goose fat or just designer olive oil

  • Slip into chic new Alexander Wang track dacks.
  • Pull on Chanel snow boots.
  • Try on new Chloe scarf.
  • Pour a huge glass of wine to numb the jet lag.
  • Preheat the oven to 220ºC.
  • Ask George Clooney to peel and then chop up the potatoes the size of a clasp of the new Chloe bag.
  • Squish the garlic cloves.
  • Peel the oranges and cut into long thin model size strips.
  • Find a large pan and parboil the potatoes in boiling, salted water for 10 minutes
  • Drain them in a colander, (What else?) and give it a good shake it to chuff and rough up the edges of the spuds.
  • Heat a large roasting tray over a low heat. (Jamie says you may need 2 trays.)
  • Now add the goose fat, or a mix of butter and designer olive oil and then add the garlic, orange peel and sage.
  • Fry for about 30 seconds.
  • Then pop in the potatoes and toss them until they are well coated with the gooey garlic fat and sage.
  • Throw the tray in the oven and cook for 45 minutes or until golden and crisp as a Celine shoulder bag.
  • Sprinkle with hand harvested organic French sea salt.
  • Serve with roast chicken, lamb or as a yummy snack.
  • Tip: you can eat the orange strips if you so desire.