The FiFi Report 302

Chocolate Pear Pudding…..adulterated from Nigella.com
it’s Mother’s Day: Whip up this divine dessert /cake and she will think you have slaved over a hot stove for hours. Easy as opening a can of pears. Organic of course.

You need for 6 family members or one big fat Mama!

2 x 415g cans pear halves in juice
125g plain flour
25g cocoa powder
125g caster sugar
150g soft butter, plus extra for greasing
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
Serve with Nutella or chocolate sauce

  • Pull on your old favourite grey Hermes leisure suit.
  • Open a wine. I am sure it’s got to be 6 o’clock somewhere in the world. ( old joke but a goodie)
  • Preheat the oven to 200°C
  • Whip out the butter and moisterise a 22cm square ovenproof dish.
  • Apply your own Crème De la Mer face mask.
  • Lock the doors
  • Open the cans and drain the pears.
  • Chop them up in half so you have quarters. You do the maths.
  • Toss in the dish and arrange them so they look chic and relaxed.
  • Get out all the remaining ingredients and measure out.
  • Now throw all those ingredients in a food whizzer and blitz until you have a batter.
  • Nigella would say that it should have with “a soft dropping consistency”. A bit like my bottom.
  • Now pour the brown batter over the pears and spread it out so that it’s as smooth as you can sloppily do.
  • Now pop in the oven for about 30 minutes.
  • You should keep an eye on it. You will smell it when it is nearly ready.
  • You want to let stand out of the oven for 5 or 10 minutes to cool and then cut into slabs.
  • Serve with chocolate sauce or slather with Nutella…OMG.
  • Then give your mum a big chocolate kiss.