The FiFi Report 295

Fig and Caramelised Onion Pizza ….. adulterated from cuisine.com.au and Stephanie Alexander from the Cooks Companion.

Luscious, juicy figs are in season so buy a box and whip up this amazing pizza.

You don’t need to make the pizza dough just buy pita bread…

You need for one hungry fashionista.

For the topping:

1/2 cup caramelised onions
100g fresh mozzarella, sliced
4 ripe figs, unpeeled and thickly sliced crosswise
1 tsp freshly chopped rosemary
sea salt
freshly ground pepper
150g taleggio (or other washed-rind cheese)

  • Gulp down a wine: You made it to Friday
  • Slip into your fav Caftan
  • Preheat oven to 220C.
  • Pop on Chanel sunglasses
  • Chop up the onions
  • You can cry : You are wearing waterproof mascara.
  • Now cook the onions until caramelised as a Celine jacket.
  • Let them cool
  • Gulp down another wine.
  • Lightly moisterise a 26cm pizza tray.
  • Plop on a pita bread or pizza base
  • Chop up the figs into chic chunky pieces
  • Smear over caramelised onion and cover with mozzarella and figs.
  • Sprinkle with chic bits of rosemary and sea salt
  • Grind over pepper and dot with divine fatty cheese.
  • Drizzle with 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
  • Bake for 15 minutes until edges are very crisp as a white shirt and the cheese is as bubbling as a glass of Moet
  • Slip onto a board and cut into quarters.
  • Eat up and be happy !