The FiFi Report 259

Spaghetti with Raw Tomatoes, Basil and Tuna …adulterated from e-rcps and the New Mediterranean Diet Cookbook.

Starving after a hard day shopping? Need to throw something together quickly for dinner? This will take 5 mins. The best news? No need to cook the tuna, tomatoes, garlic or onion… it’s just tossed through cooked spaghetti. Healthy and fabulous.

You need for 4 handsome men, 6 fashion editors, 20 models

6 medium ripe, red tomatoes
3 garlic clove, minced
2 small red onions, halved and thinly slice
1 cup loosely packed fresh basil leaves
1 teaspoon salt or more to taste
2 small cans of Tuna (in oil or water)
Extra-virgin olive oil (a couple of glugs)
Balsamic vinegar (a couple of glugs)
Lots of salt and pepper
Spaghetti for 4.

  • Slip into new chic grey track pants.
  • Put heating on full blast.
  • Climb into Balenciaga ugg boots.
  • Put on scarf.
  • Take off gloves.
  • Pour a wine.
  • Find a big bowl.
  • Chop up the tomatoes roughly into small chunks (they like it like that).
  • Chop up the garlic roughly into small chunks.
  • Make sure you are not kissing anyone after dinner.
  • Chop the onion in as small slices as possible.
  • Rip up the basil leaves into small bits. They say you should never cut basil leaves.
  • Throw basil, tomatoes, onion and garlic in a chic bowl.
  • Toss and season with lots of salt and pepper and let all the ingredients sleep together to get the flavours rocking.
  • Pour another wine.
  • Call AA tomorrow.
  • Put the pasta on to cook.
  • While that is cooking toss the tuna into the bowl with the tomatoes and garlic etc.
  • Give it a mix. You might like to add more salt.
  • When the pasta is cooked just pour the tomatoes garlic tuna mix through the warm pasta and give it a good toss.
  • Serve immediately!
  • And no, Please put away the parmesan cheese. Not with tuna.
  • Delicious.