The FiFi Report 256

Roasted Salmon with Fennel & Potato… adulterated from Madison

Perfect for a simple mid week dinner or for a dinner party. This is delicious with lots of preserved lemon. I like to serve this on a platter with rocket and the salmon pieces flaked and scattered over the roast vegetables.

You need for 4 hungry fashionistas, 12 metrosexuals, 30 models:
2 bulbs fennel, cut into wedges
1 kg baby peeled potatoes
6 to 8 cloves garlic
3 handfuls of lemon thyme
3 tbsp olive oil
50g butter, chopped
¼ of a preserved lemon
1 whole lemon
sea salt and pepper
1 tbsp olive oil
Bunch of rocket
4 x salmon fillets

  • Climb out of Burberry platforms.
  • Slip into Louis Vuitton velvet jumpsuit.
  • Ask a sweet and kind someone to light the fire.
  • Preheat the oven to 200C.
  • Pour a wine or two.
  • Cut off the root of the fennel and cut into chunky pieces but separate the leaves so they can cook easily.
  • Ask George Clooney to chop the potatoes into chunky pieces. ( You can Insert your root vegetable joke here !)
  • Chop up the garlic into medium size bits.
  • TIP: double up on the quantities if you have a lot of people because these vegetables shrink after cooking (wish I did).
  • Throw the potatoes and fennel and garlic into a baking dish.
  • Now sprinkle over a couple of handfuls of lemon thyme. You can throw in the sticks of thyme too.
  • Chop up the preserved lemon and toss that in.
  • Chop up a whole lemon into quarters and toss that in (you can remove later).
  • Drizzle over the olive oil and the butter in small chunks.
  • Season with lots of salt and pepper.
  • Now get your beautifully manicured fingers and put your hands in to toss the vegetables with the the olive oil and herbs.
  • Pop in the oven.
  • They may take about about an hour or two depending on your oven.
  • Pour another wine and have a quick read of the latest UK Vogue.
  • Hint: After about ½ an hour you may notice there is a bit of juice loitering in the bottom of the baking dish… Pour that out into a jug so the vegetables can roast and use it for drizzling before serving.
  • When the vegetables are cooked and looking nearly crispy, toss the salmon in the oven to roast it.
  • You don’t need to moisterise it just pop in a baking tray and cook for about 8 minutes.
  • Let the salmon cool a little then break it up.
  • Serve with the vegetables scattered on a platter and toss on the rocket.
  • Flake the salmon over the top of the rocket and vegetables.
  • Pour over the excess jus.
  • Accessorise with some more lemon thyme or even coriander.
  • Too, too, too divine!