The FiFi Report 132

It’s an ugly business staying beautiful. Try taking off your makeup. You get anxious peering at that strange person staring back at you in the mirror. And that gives you wrinkles. Ditto when the fake tan comes off your legs and you climb out of your Manolos. Are your legs really that short, fat, white and dry? Time to do some serious investment undressing. Time to keep the body from disintegrating with the Ultraceuticals Ultra moisterising Body Bar. I like it. It has all sorts of fabulous things such as Vitamin C and E and actually leaves your skin feeling soft and moisterised. Plus it’s nice to use on your face too. Just don’t look in the mirror when you’re using it.

$19 Ultraceuticals Ultra Moisterising Body Bar from David Jones.