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Reasons for ModelCo Sunsponge self-tan:

  • You are white, lumpy and pale.
  • You need to cover up the cellulite.
  • You need to camouflage the muffin arms.
  • You are about to put on a sexy, short summer dress.
  • It has fabulous ergonomically designed self-tan applicator.
  • It’s streak free, non greasy and you can push it to get to all those hard to reach areas.
  • Which means you don’t have to ask George Clooney for help. This is a good thing.
  • Which means you can say goodbye to stained hands and gloves and mess on the white carpet.
  • It has a delicious hint of cocoa butter.
  • It’s so easy to apply you can do it when drunk or deliriously tired.
  • Just wait ten minutes for it to dry and you can skip out the door. Glowing.

$49 ModelCo Sun Sponge from ModelCo and major department stores.