The FiFi Report 271

Still looking for a Father’s Day present?
How can you resist a product called Aussie Butt Cream?
Perfect for all those crazy cyclists.
They say “the cream aims to prevent and reduce abrasions, and prevent bacterial and fungal infections that may lead to saddles sores.” Saddle sores? Who knew?
They say it has “anti-friction qualities that break down sequentially with lanolin, beeswax and cocoa butter”. Plus it contains the secret antiseptic ingredient: Tee Tree Oil.
They say that “it washes from bike clothes well”.
Your dad will be happy: We can’t have the Giorgio Armani cycling shorts getting trashed.

$27.95 Aussie Butt Cream from BA Gear.