The FiFi Report 259

Reasons to flutter fabulously long eyelashes:

  • The lovely man in Prada is about to pull out the scissors and cut up your black Amex.
  • The lovely man at Qantas check-in doesn’t understand that your Hermes blanket refuses to sit in cattle class.
  • You spilled red wine on your best friend’s pale cream Chanel 2.55 bag.
  • You fell off your Balenciaga ankle boots and the ambulance driver is threatening to take them away.
  • You have applied the fabulous ModelCo Fiber Lash mascara. It’s amazing. You get the look of false eyelashes but with mascara. They say “the unique, new technology nylon fibers give high-impact length, whilst Bees Wax and Carnauba Wax help keep lashes soft and nourished.” I say it’s fabulous and your lashes are long, long, long. You will have amazing eyelashes that are “smudge and tear proof” which can only mean one thing: when you start crying in Prada you will still look fabulous.

$48.00 ModelCo Fiber Lash Mascara.