Reasons you want serious black eyeliner:
- Your eyes are too small.
- You are scared of surgery.
- You have spent all your botox money on Louboutin heels.
- You cry at anything. (But especially in Prada.)
- You are sick of finding your eyeliner on your chin.
- You love and adore the makeup at Marc Jacobs fall 09 show… (but you can tone the 80’s yellow). You need Revlon® ColorstayTM Eyeliner in black. I love it and buy 5 pencils at a time. They say “It glides on easily adding drama and definition to your eyes for up to 16 hours”. I say it goes on really easily, and it makes my eyes look bigger. But who is awake for 16 hours? They say “it’s waterproof and won’t smear, smudge or fade”. I say that’s pretty much true but it does need a touch up during the day. But no matter how many times I watch Out of Africa my eyeliner will never come off.
$22.95 Revlon® ColorstayTM Eyeliner from major department stores.





you don’t need a revlon eye pencils. I think u should get yr eyeliner tatooed!! Hurts like u cant believe, but boy, its so worth it. And, when u wake up with George next to u, no panda eyes……..only Fifi eyes!!!