Worried that your darling husband/boyfriend/lover/ has no idea about Valentines Day? Worried that your darling husband/boyfriend/lover has no taste? Relax. Your dreams will come true. We make life easy for you at The FiFi Report.
Here are the instructions:
- Print out this list.
- Leave it lying around the house. Hint: Inside the sport section of the paper
- Make appointment for botox
- Wake up on the 14th February Smiling.
1. Lingerie from Agent Provocateur lingerie at www.agentprovocateur.com or La Perla from www.imimports.com.au
2. Grandiflora Valentines roses from www.grandiflora.net
3. Elsa Peretti Heart Box in sterling silver from Tiffany and Co
4. Rose and Lemon Turkish Delight $19 from simonjohnson.com.au
5. Dom Perignon Champagne from www.vintagecellars.com.au
6. A week in rehab. (Optional)