The FiFi Report 127

Little known fact #1: the last time I wore black opaque hosiery was in the late 80’s. A long time ago. 16 years. Why, you may ask, was I wearing hosiery at the age of 5? I guess I was always ahead of the pack. Little known fact #2: opaque hosiery is now available with a low waist. How clever. Known fact #3. Black opaque hosiery is back. It’s hot. It’s the item du jour. Finally fashion is functional. You can cover your cellulite and keep warm. Wear them with everything from open toe shoes to summer dresses. Prada did so you can too. Best ones are from Wolford $75, Levante $39, Rede $24, Leona Edmiston Pins $17 and Razzmattaz $7.95 Remember it’s opaques or nothing. The only sheer you should be wearing is your lipgloss.