It’s here !
FiFi’s Christmas Gift Guide Spectacular Extravaganza : the ultimate - and Hilarious- gift guide for your family and other animals….
pssst: Hint: Everything is available to buy right now so just click the links highlighted in red while you laze in bed with a champagne…
Monster-in-Law.
Economy: Give her 3 ducks ( for an old duck !), a goat (for an old goat!) $18 …from Worldvision.org
Luxe: Hashish-Candle: Scandalously scented with black currant, green apple, wormwood, patchouli and moss. She should inhale! $68 Jonathanadler.com
Scary Skanky sister:
Economy: Give her a tee with “Dear Santa, Define Good” …She needs to know ..$15 from Supre.com.au
Luxe: Pink loulou Razor Necklace: ( she could use it on her legs!) in 18ct Gold $159 from Pinkloulou.com
Beach Bum Brother:
Economy: Make him wear outrageous red floral boardies $36 from aussiebum.com
Luxe: Then use the fabulous towel with white fringe and mini waterproof zip pocket to hide the splif (!) $150 from Myislandhome.com.au
Nerdy Nephew:
Economy: Brain buster puzzle pack will keep him quiet for hours.This is a good thing. $19 Australiangeographic.
Luxe: New Super Scrabble. Play this and you’ll give up wanting to be competitive in the new year. $63 Hobbyco.com.au
AA ( alcoholic Auntie):
Economy: Steadysticks wine glass holder allows her to relax knowing her glass is safely standing. hic! $25 Top3.com.au
Luxe: She will thrash the divine Georg Jensen divine Corkscrew, Stopper and Pourer. Maybe the opener more than the stopper. $175 Georgjensen.com
Gay Gormande Godfather:
Economy: This stylish Soehnle Flip Red Slim Round Kitchen Scale features a large glass weighing platform: to make sure everything is accurate and precise. $39.95 from Harveynorman.
Luxe: Darling it’s THE place to have dinner. Faviken: a book about one of the world’s most fabulous restaurants, Faviken Magasinet, in the north of Sweden. $65 Cookerybook.
Fabulous Fashionista:
Economy: SHOE LOVE Travel Tote :Keeps your shoes protected ( with shoe inserts) and easy to find in your luggage. Your shoes will arrive looking as gorgeous and chic as you! $22 shoe-love.com.au
Luxe: I die for the Hermes Mini Etrivière 4 Tours Leather bracelet in Cigare Brown Sombrero calfskin $545 Australia.hermes.com
Beauty Junkie:
Economy: Bobbi Brown Shimmer Black pearl Nail Polish . The perfect colour for the Christmas ( it will match your dress) $26 Bobbibrown.com.au
Luxe: BIOEFFECT® EGF SERUM :ground breaking anti-ageing serum that delivers visible, dramatic improvements to the skin. You will need this after the party season. $180 Adorebeauty.
Marvelous Mum (Too tired: she’s ready for a makeover).
Economy: Pret a Por Tea bags : Help her revive with fellow fashionistas like Karl and Vivienne Westwood so she can cope with Christmas..$14.95 from Hart&Heim
Luxe: SHOPPING with FiFi ! Book a style session with FiFi. In hours your mum will look fabulous with a wardrobe to match! Watch the miracle unfold as she is able to get dressed with her eyes closed. In 5 minutes flat. Every morning.Every day! Book now for the perfect Christmas gift: FiFi@FiFi.com.au!
Groovy Granny:
Economy: She hates florals so she will love the the chicest wool felt placemats designed by The Bridge Room $21 from Funkis.
Luxe: Let there be light ! She can now see the placemats with chic Alex Perry Sunglasses ( 2 pairs from $149) Specsavers.com.au
Arty Farty Father:
Economy: The only colour he will have in the house: A chic Pantone Xmas Ball in Cool Gray $14 from mca.com.au
Luxe: For the man impossible to buy for: The Impossible collection: a compendium of modern works any art lover would appreciate… $695 from assouline
Sexy Mama:
Economy: Swimmable underwear! She can rip off her clothes and swim anytime anywhere ! from $29 Underwearofsweden.com.au
Luxe: Then slather herself in Chanel no 5 Body lotion from Chanel.
Holistic Hippy:
Economy: A wooden postcard comes blank ( like the hippy!) to personalise a message of goodwill like ‘Make Love Not War.’..$7.95 Shop.until.
Luxe : A Gratitude Journal: Time to be grateful and discover a new sense of fulfillment and wellbeing. Peace and Love! $39 from Kikki K (thanks for the Happy Christmas photo above!) Kikki-k.com
Toxic Teenager:
Economy: He will grimace when he opens the ‘Angry Boys’ White T-Shirt , (then you’ll see him wear it on Boxing Day). $24 from Shop.abc.net.au
Luxe: He needs Aesop’s Perch Gift Set for “Assiduous care for skin in need of optimum hydration’. He really does. Bless. $145 Aesop.com
Poochie Pet:
Economy: A chic Poo Bag Dispenser . eeewww but someone’s gotta do it $13 Dogue.com.au
Luxe: Oh so Snazzy Dog diner table but the kids could use it too! $250 from facebook.com/BentoPets
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Your email on Friday afternoon is the only reason I survive the day. Thank you for all your inspiration. I look forward to your thoughts post rehab.
Thanks so much! We all need shopping to get us through!
Fifi this is what a real xnas list should be! Still laughing about the towel …Thank you thank you !for all the laughs on a Friday! You keep me sane !!