The FiFi Report 380

A FiFi Christmas Carol !

“Jingle sells, Jingle sells,
Shopping all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to spend,
with Christmas on the way, hey!

Dashing out the door in,
In my new Manolos (hooray!)
Into shops I go, laughing all the way (hey hey hey)
Bells on Eftpos ring,
making spirits fly,
Oh what fun it is shop, it’s time to buy, buy, buy!

Splashing out on baubles,
With a Birkin full of pay,
Into Hermes I go,
Spending all the way (Hooray!)
I grab a fabulous cuff,
it makes me look so right,
Oh! what a happy girl I’m shopping all day and night!

Jingle sells, Jingle sells,
Shopping all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to spend,
with Christmas on the way, hey!

Zooming through the crowds,
in my zippy Porsche (in grey)
Into Prada I go, buying all the way,
Beads on bags go bling,
Making sequins shine,
Oh, what fun it is to have,
A very cool bag tonight, hey!

Jingle sells, Jingle sells,
Shopping all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to spend,
with Christmas on the way, hey!

Skipping through the stores,
My black Amex poised to pay,
Into Chanel I go,
Smiling all the way (hey hey hey)
A silver shoe is mine,
It makes me looks divine
Oh, what fun it is to be,
So very chic tonight, hey!

Jingle sells, Jingle sells,
Shopping all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to spend,
with Christmas on the way, hey!

Dashing to a party,
In sexy Gucci (I must say),
Over to George Clooney I go,
Laughing all the way (hey hey hey)
Bells on paparazzi ring,
Making flash bulbs bright,
Oh, what fun it is, To be so glam tonight! Yah!

Jingle sells, Jingle sells,
Shopping all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to spend,
with Christmas on the way, hey!”

Christmas cards from UK Vogue!