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Reasons for velcro shoulder pads:

  • You are desperate for the new fabulous sharp shoulders at Balmain.
  • You need Armour for the credit crunch.
  • You want more room on the bus.
  • You want your waist to be smaller but you can’t stop drinking.
  • You want to look powerful but you spent the gym money on wine.
  • You are a recessionista and you want an instant wardrobe updater.
    You need to race like a crazy Prada bag lady into Spotlight for fabulous black velcro sharp shoulder pads. Oh, no don’t you groan and say what?!! Are velcro shoulder pads really back? The answer is Yes, Yes, Yes. Where have been? (Obviously not reading The FiFi Report.) Please keep away from the white round shoulder Armani style shoulder pads. Wrong. This time shoulder pads should be sharp and have an edge. Like your shoes.

$6.49 Velcro Shoulder Pads from Spotlight.