The FiFi Report 253

Reasons for a glamorous face mask:

  • A pandemic can be fashionable.
  • You may as well look chic if you are going to die.
  • You spent your $900 stimulus package on Jimmy Choos instead of your weekly collagen/silicon injection.
  • You have been eating licorice.
  • You knew there was something in the air.
  • You can’t be bothered talking to your fans.
  • You want any excuse to wear Louis Vuitton.
  • You just want your boyfriend to shut up and wear this…..