The FiFi Report 249

Reasons to wear flat, laceup brogues:

  • You are tired of climbing up a ladder to put your shoes on.
  • Your boyfriend is sick of you patting him on the head.
  • Your nose bleeds are getting embarrassing.
  • You don’t want to be the only giant in the village.
  • Your podiatrist has just bought another Prada bag.
  • Because what goes up has to come down.
  • Because we love this shoot (left) from March US Vogue with laceup brogues on every page.
  • Because Marc Jacobs and Christopher Kane showed laceup brogues for next winter.
  • Because they are cool.

£382 Marc Jacobs Laceup Brogues from Net-a-Porter.