The FiFi Report 234


You will be shocked. I left the city. I left the shops. I headed to the country. I went to a horse event to watch my champion Equestrienne niece show-jump her champion horse. I started to feel twitchy. I was a long, long way from any store. A long way. It was hot. And dusty. My black plastic was suffering withdrawal symptoms scratching and trying to escape the Birkin. Suddenly I saw it. A shop. A shop selling all sorts of fabulous horse gear. I raced over bursting through the door. Delirious. Then I pounced on the best cheap but chic FiFi find in a long time. Black leather Spur straps. You wind them around your wrists twice. Instant cuffs. So Hermes. So Gothic. So Warrior-Woman. Stack them up your wrist with your collection of designer tough cuffs. Now if only I could cinch those double buckle girths around my waist…
$9.95 for 2 Leather spur straps in black. Available at Horseland.
Hermes leather bracelet in calfskin, silver and palladium plated. $330