The FiFi Report 202

Reasons to buy High Waist Knickers:

  • Your muffin top keeps trying to escape your jeans.
  • Your muffin top is now a muffin tray.
  • Your muffin top loves to rest on your thighs when you sit down.
  • Your muffin top is head over heels in love with Chocolate Hot Cross Bun Pudding (see FiFi’s recipes).
  • Your muffin top needs a restraining order.
  • Your Visible panty line is now below the tree line.

$15 Bonds Hi Tops High Waist Knickers from Myer and David Jones nationally.