Things that are always going up:
- Joan Rivers’ eyebrows
- Paris Hilton’s IQ (it can’t go down. Though we know she can).
- Paris Hilton’s skirt (around her neck).
- The number of drugs found in Anna Nicole’s son.
- The number of drugs found in Keith.
- The heel on YSL Platform.
- The waist on Jeans.
High waist jeans are coming back so don’t waist (sorry) time. Get into the groovy High Rise High Street Jeans from Jag. (Yes, Jag is no longer Dag). They are in a chic dark denim with a perfectly straight boot cut leg. See how they sit higher on the hip. See how they pull in the muffin top. See how they are a great fit for those not wanting the skinny, skinny jeans. Oh and did we mention the price? It’s the only thing to go down. (Apart from Paris Hilton.) From $99 to $69. $69.
$69 Jag High Street Jeans