The FiFi Report 142

The trouble with shopping when it’s raining is that the stores are too busy and noisy. My solution to shopping in peace? Run into a store yelling out “oh my god there’s a dag”! Then watch as people flee, recoil in horror and run away in droves. Perfect. Now you can have the shop all to yourself for hours. Which will give you a quiet time to try on a chic little thin pleather belt in cream from Portmans. A must buy it looks very Marni (next season) and will brighten up all the navy and black I know you are wearing. Plus it works cinched around the waist or on the hips. Perfect.
NB: this tactic also works in groovy restaurants too.

$19 Thin Cream Belt from Portmans.