The FiFi Report 299

Fashion Quiz:

  • Which new fashion accessory has got you suddenly reaching for valerium and then breathing very, very slowly into a paper bag?
  • Which new fashion accessory means that you can now look Tom Cruise in the eye? ….(instead of patting him on the head).
  • Which new fashion accessory means you are now closer to earth? (sorry: not in a green way)
  • Which new fashion accessory is so OUT… it’s now back IN lurking on the fashion horizon like UFO?
  • Which new fashion accessory makes you skip as you shop all day (without any medication)?
  • Which new fashion accessory was rocking the runways of Prada, Vuitton, Chloe, and Marni?
  • Which new fashion accessory will you learn to love and adore and want to smother in comfortable kisses?
  • Which new fashion accessory will soon have you purring like a pussy cat?

Answer: A kitten heel or these fabulous gladiators from Aldo for $129.