The FiFi Report 282

The 5 Foundations of (fashion) Enlightenment:

  • Awareness of the body: This means finding the best Herve Leger dress to suit your shape.
  • Awareness of feelings: This is the gut feeling. Meaning when you see THAT Prada bag you know you must get it.
  • Awareness of mind involves all of the various mind states that arise after the initial feeling, for example, greed, hatred, lust, jealousy, and so forth (the Buddha lists fifty-two mental states). This means you really must buy THAT Prada bag. Or it will be a disaster. Literally.
  • Awareness of Dhammas or truths: Which means the Mirror never lies (except skinny mirrors).
  • Awareness of the Tree of Life: meaning it has the best collection of cheap but chic beach dresses ever known to mankind all from an outrageous $35. In groovy bright colours! In groovy bright prints! There are long, short, halter neck, wrap dresses or just plain long Indian caftans for $45. It’s all here for beach dressing. Bless.