Things that happen when you climb out of your outrageous stomp-alicious towering heels:
- You get dizzy.
- You suddenly see how dirty the white carpet really is.
- You are nearer to your wallet.
- You can look at George Clooney in the chest.
- You can look at Tom Cruise in the eye.
- You toss on the fabulous, cool, grey marle lace up sneakers.
- You buy another pair in white and take out the laces.
- You skip away : You can do that now.
$24 Novo grey cotton lace up sneakers from novoshoes.com.au
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