They made us laugh…the best celebrity quotes of 2008!
- "I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too." Victoria Beckham on seeing the billboard of David in his undies.
- "I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot." Paris Hilton.
- "They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well – I don’t know if I’m supporting them or they’re supporting me." Dolly Parton, on her breasts.
- "Cocaine used to be a lot of fun . . . I had the best time of my life. You just feel more awake, more aware." Donatella Versace.
- "You can get into an elevator and actually pass gas, and people still won’t smell it." Jessica Simpson, on the wonders of her new perfume Fancy.
- "When you have your BlackBerry taken away, it’s like the most painful thing ever." Paris Hilton, describing the most difficult part of her time spent in jail.
- "F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!” Lily Allen.
- "I could still snort you under the table"….Replies Elton.
- "She resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane." Mr Blackwell on Mary-Kate Olson.
- "Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors." Bruno.
- "I am the sexiest man of peace." Two-time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney.
- "He can drink too much and still while standing in a bar parking lot at 3 a.m. discuss the world with such passion and good sense that you actually stop imagining him nude." Roseanne Barr on George Clooney.
- "To be beautiful, all a woman needs is a black pullover and a black skirt and to be arm in arm with a man she loves." Yves Saint Laurent. Amen.
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