The FiFi Report 233

  • “I’m vibrating”…Oprah
  • “I’ve never used a Porta-Potty before!”…Oprah (when she was mobbed by the media when she left an Election party to use the bathroom).
  • “I am Black, well dressed and I have large ears…maybe I can finally get a cab in NYC!”…Chuck Nice, comedian.
  • “Now we can finally throw the bums out and move in a different direction.  President Obama can do that.” …Spike Lee.
  • “it will be the first time that there will be a basketball court in the White House. We’ll finally have hoops in the White House.”…Sinbad, comedian.
  • “I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.”…Puff Diddy. What an ego
  • “I am excited, and I’m going to take a picture of it.”…singer Brandy.
  • “I’m so f–ing happy right now”…Madonna.
  • “Yes we can!”…Lindsay Lohan.
  • “Yes we did!!”…Samantha Ronson.
  • “Hi Mom, Obama won!”…Kanye West (his mom passed away about a year ago).
  • “I congratulate President-elect Obama on his historic victory, and now it’s time to begin unifying the country so we can take on the extraordinary challenges that this generation faces.”…George Clooney. (The next President.)