“I hope it goes down. It’s so ugly. I’m helping them load them (bombs) in.” Joan Rivers on the Citigroup building in Manhattan “Jewish women will never be terrorists. ‘Does the bomb make me look fat?’ A Jewish woman will never put a bomb in a Gucci bag,” Oh my goooodd!! Not funny Joan.
“I suppose I tend to put on weight there. I’m just happy it’s behind me and I never have to look at it.” Rachel Hunter on her butt ( behind her now)
“My truth is that I am a gay American,” Married father of 2 Gov. James E. McGreevey on announcing his resignation because of his extramarital affair with another man. (behind him now)
“It’s not that I’m bothered about my duff performance, but I would hate anyone to actually pay money for it.” Jennifer Aniston on stopping a tape of her early acting being sold (Ditto)
“I’m 86 years old! I’m 86 years old! What are you doing? I’m a reporter, not a criminal,” US 60 minutes Stodgy old news anchor Mike Wallace on being thrown against his limo and slapped with cuffs after asking cops why they were giving his double-parked driver a hard time. Finally! A journalist in cuffs outside of the bedroom! ( a 60 minutes journalist is not a criminal) Gawker
“Then Sarah and I went shopping to Dolce & Gabbana. I was overawed - I couldn’t even look at the clothes because they were all so expensive, but she picked some up and made me put them on ” Ayesha Makim Fergie’s model niece.”(oh dear Fergie advised you on dressing? Run!)
“When I first started modelling, my mother talked to me about the drugs problem in the industry,” Ayesha Makim ( her mother knows about drugs. Run. Fast)
“I like where I’m at today. I have great memories, but I’ve evolved as a person and in a better place.” Linda Evangelista ( Yes, it’s much better doing David Jones parade in Sydney than Gucci in Milan,( it’s behind her now)
“Everything. All my valuables. All my jewelry. All my money.” Paris Hilton after her house was robbed (they forgot the brain: not valuable)
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