“I was at those test screenings where women allegedly burst into tears and men hid their faces in shame, and I never saw anything like that. There may have been a couple of guffaws, but there wasn’t any gasping or dropping to one’s knees. For a second, [the audience] thought, ‘Oh look, there’s a movie star’s ying yang.’ ” Dallas Roberts, who plays Colin Farrell’s gay lover in “A Home at the End of the World,” NYP (Ying Yang)
“I have got every woman in my life because of comedy. When you make a woman laugh, sex follows. It’s a natural progression.” Hahaha! Will Smith (not the opposite?)
“There’s something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the bright spot in their day, funny doesn’t sag!” Reese Witherspoon on not having any Ying Yang
“I know I’ll get married again one day. I’m the guy who loves relationships. I love women. I’m the guy who’s going to get married again. Tom Cruise ( This guy is not straight)
“With Donatella Versace and Courtney Love off to rehab, the world’s set for an enormous glut of cocaine”. Popbitch
“After heartbreak, there are different stages. First it’s denial, then devastation. Then it’s the tears, and then after that it’s the chocolate” Brittany Murphy.Fat
“We’re living in the middle of a witch-hunt and fat people are the witches,” The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance “It’s gotten markedly worse in the last few years because of the propaganda that fatness, a natural human characteristic, is somehow a form of disease.” Witches! ( breakup=chocolate=fat=rehab)
“ I was getting my makeup done, and it just hit me: I love Nick, but I need time alone. I called my psychic, and I asked her opinion.I went straight to the Kabbalah Centre and got a new bracelet”. - Paris Hilton on thinking for herself (what hit her?)
“Beauty? Let me tell you something - being thought of as ‘a beautiful woman’ has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless ” Halle Berry ( meaningingless millions $$ and a meaningless Oscar and meaningless Ying Yang)
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