“I’ve made bad choices and I used to say that if there was a loser in town, I’d find him. But not any more. When I put on that Catwoman suit I’m in touch with my power as a woman.” Halle Berry
“Catwoman, achieves something I would not have thought possible. It made me think back fondly on Garfield.” NYTimes ( Bad choice again Halle)
“Risible yarn about a mousy underachiever rendered superhuman by arcane pussy power plays like a Lifetime movie on estrogen overdose, barely held together by a script that should have been tossed out with the kitty litter” Variety
“I did decline but, hey, the way my love life is I took it as a great compliment. I keep thinking of those photographs of Michael in a shocking wig at Disneyland looking ridiculous “ Nicole Kidman on Micheal Jackson asking her to MTV awards ( yes but have you seen Lenny with his straight hair?)
“I have to stop drinking. That’s funny. I think I can do it.” Courtney Love (me too !)
“throbbing pain, severe headaches, vertigo, nausea, hypertension, scalp tenderness and insomnia”. Daivd Gest on claims that Minnelli beat him (no that’s just what happened when he saw her)
“When my brain exploded, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I have such a better life now. I’m at the point in my life where if you don’t want my peaches, don’t shake my tree. I’m into Happy Town ” Sharon Stone (on meeting Colin Farrel?)( happy Town)
“Gay Channel Coming Out with Cher, Cumming Projects” headline from Reuters Hollywood Reporter (all Reuters)
“But suddenly the guards parted, and a pretty blonde was all over a fully erect Affleck, who rose to standing position quickly.” Fox 11 on Ben Affleck meeting John Kerry’s daughter: (”He’s Got A Boner For Politics” Gawker)
“She was hysterical … hysterical. She was fainting. She could not get any air. She showed all the signs of having a nervous breakdown,” Catherine Zeta Jones on seeing a stalker (Jennifer Aniston on the set of Oceans 12?)
“Designer/model/bling enthusiast Kimora Lee Simmons, who was arrested for pretty much everything you can do wrong in a car — has her mugshot in The Smoking Gun. Best of all? What’s that around her wrist? A retarded piece of red Kabbalah anti-evil-eye string? Yeah, that went well. Please. You know all the Kabbalists will be ripping these red strings off with their teeth the second the Nazis come back in power.” outrageous in Gawker
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