The FiFi Report 202

  • “It’s a dichotomy. I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.” Mariah Carey. Oxymoron. Foxymoron.
  • “Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!” Victoria Beckham on the proper way to wear jeans. She should know. Her bulges always show.
  • “I’m a really easy guy to read.. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing” Benji Madden about his girlfriend Paris Hilton. Ditzy moron. No brain. She can read?
  • “I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!” Marcia Cross on having twins. Let it hang!
  • “My breast pump is in the car. And we have a converter because there’s no car charger, so that way I can plug it right in at 10 o’clock!” Nicole Richie. This is awful. Don’t let them hang.
  • “I’m just going…to be fat and happy.” Minnie Driver on her pregnancy. Letting her bulges show.
  • “I haven’t actually reached my sexiest point yet.” Catherine Zeta-Jones, on aging gracefully. Micheal Douglas has.
  • “I just get embarrassed so easily,” says Janet Jackson. “Sometimes I feel “I’m in the wrong profession. You know, a photographer will ask me to do something, and I think, What? With all these people around, staring? I don’t know, I guess it’s my insecurity. Maybe when I’m 90, I won’t care, and just stick my ass out.” Janet Jackson gets embarrassed easily” … I know I can barely look anyone in the eye whenever I leave the house wearing a head cage” (pictured left for BlackBook magazine) ..sayspinkisthenewblog.