“I tell the younger ones, ‘I could be your mum.’ And they say, ‘But you’re not.’ Yahoo! Women my age, we want to have sex and are happy to say, ‘I want to have sex.’” I like guys that are kind and friendly, I like that they stand up when you come into the room. I like it when they pay, “I’m that shallow.” Sharon stone (Don’t worry, they are too)
“And finally, my little sex bomb, why does sex sell?” To Sharon Stone
“Because it’s so very rarely free” She replies (she likes it when they pay)
:”I walk to a door and you see my penis and I walk out of the shot. It’s dark and it’s three inches, uh, seconds long.” Colin Farrell on the fuss about his nude shot ( need to pay to see the movie )
“It doesn’t take much to be a bad boy. I use bad language and I have casual sex and a few beers and all of a sudden I’m a bad boy. But I know I’m not. Hitler was a bad boy.” ( Sharon let me introduce you to Colin).
“It’s not supposed to be mean-spirited, But if they do something I don’t like, I’m gonna tell them. I’ll be very strict.” Kathy Hilton on her starring role on the upcoming reality series “The Good Life,” as a coach for aspiring socialites (strict like is she is with Paris).
“What was worrying is that we understand the man was carrying drugs and other items to attack the house and he knew he was at the Beckhams.” Security Guard on the bungled burglary (Drugs to attack the house? Read ‘take’ to the house).
“I like being a housewife, Unfortunately I haven’t mastered ironing or cooking. I specially like tidying up Caspar’s room” Claudia Schiffer (needs to be attacked by drugs).
“The best new development is that Britney has been engaged for at least 20 minutes, and I just want to say, bravo, girl! I’m sure it won’t last through the year, but at least Brit’s doing what she wants for a change, complete with Kirstie-style ballooning and dangerous nips of ginseng. Practically from birth, she’s been squeezed dry by the people around her, who’ve never turned down a single appearance, tour, video, endorsement, or any other chance to make change pop out of her vagina. Now she’s finally breaking free, learning the hard way via her own rotten decisions.” Micheal Musto in Village Vioce (wants to be a housewife like Posh and Claudia)
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