- "Most celebrities are annoying. So, I agree, celebrities are annoying. The fact that I am one is annoying." Rosie O’Donnell is annoying me by saying that.
- "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. It’s like mocking someone with Down syndrome." ….”Wow. Did that person just say Britney Spears has Down syndrome? That’s a bit harsh. To people with Down syndrome that is. They try their best and are surprisingly great with kids” says the superficial.
- "Britney (left) wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin." -Britney crying hysterically. Now repeat in an English accent.
- "Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?" Britney talking to thin air. It’s so annoying talking to yourself.
- "When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants." Britney continues talking about herself in the third person. In an English accent.
- "I wish the best for her and I just wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life. She’s a great mother and a great girl and I really care about her." — Paris Hilton, on Britney Spears. And we will take notice of Paris who is such a reliable citizen. Say that in an English accent.
- “I don’t think [Spears’ current hospitalization] surprises anybody. All I’ve ever try to do is help. I don’t know the circumstances of how she wound up in the hospital today, but if it’s moving in that direction, that could be a good thing." ‘Dr. Phil likes feeling relevant. Otherwise he turns into the Incredible Hulk and eats children.’ Reports thesuperficial
- "She went willingly. It was like something in her heart was telling her she should go. She knew something was wrong," confidant Sam Lutfi . There was no suicide attempt which had previously been rumored.There has been no sign of Dr. Phil. He’s probably still firing up the Phil-jet….says thesuperficial
- "I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the ‘right’ size. I’m hungry all the time…All actresses are hungry all the time, I think." It’s a disease..Julianne Moore obviously has not met Rosie O’Donnell.
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