“I’m very happy for Jen. I wish her all the best and I’m rooting for her,” Ben Affleck on J.LO (And she’s rooting for him too).
“It was absolutely destroying his career. He stayed in it because he loved her. The cynical perception was that he was courting the attention, when he was actually embarrassed by the situation.” Matt Damon on Ben Alffleck (no we believe you. Embarressed)
“I’m just not political I have opinions, but there’s nothing about the process that has ever interested me” Dubya? No, his daughter Jenna Bush on campaigning for her father (don’t worry neither is he) (Embarrassing)
“The thing I’m most excited about is that I get to spend the last campaign of my life with two girls I love” Dubya. (Not excited about being President? Nuf said)
“Britney phoned her mum and I heard Lynne screaming back at her. She went nuts. Her brother rang and I spoke to him. He talked about annulment. I didn’t know what the word meant so I didn’t say anything.” Britneys ex husband (embarrassing.Annulment.).
“Those two are the epitome of what my mother raised me not to be. I don’t know what they’ve done. Maybe it’s the bleach that fascinates people.” Lisa Marie Presley on the Hilton sisters ( Honey you don’t need a reality TV show or bleach. You married Micheal Jackson).
“Why do you choose to marry Kevin when you could have any man you want?” the mother of Britney’s fiancé (thinks highly of her son).
“You have to work very, very hard to convince me that a man with a camera is going to change the world more effectively than a man with a guitar.” Pete Townshend on Mike Moore (he didn’t see Paris Hilton’s video? No Guitars).
“ Such is the pretense of modern journalism, that we are to be lectured on courage by a man who has had his intellectual face lifted so many times, he can’t close his eyes without opening his mouth”. Christopher Hitchens on Mike Moore (but he can play guitar I’m sure).
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