• "I’m being adopted by Brad and Angelina” Blake Lively, when asked, "What’s the gossip, girl?" at her Gossip Girl show’s premiere party
• "They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth” Brad Pitt, on plans to expand his family with Angelina. Lucky Blake.
• "I’m going to bail out OJ and get him to drive Britney Spears to my party tonight to celebrate Trump Soho. They are both such a mess."– Donald Trump ( Angelina and Brad really should just adopt Britney. It would save us all a lot of time.)
• "Right now it’s an it. Which sounds wrong. We call it ‘the baby.’ When we talk to it, it’s a you." – Joel Madden about pregnant Nicole Richie. (Note to Brangelena; Please adopt. NOW)
•"I’m meeting all those ladies before we go shopping. We’ll meet in mypenthouse suite and we’ll have a scent-off." P. Diddy thinks hiscelebrity fragrance (pictured) is better than Sarah Jessica Parker,Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey
•“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’sissues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just bygetting involved” Paris Hilton wants to show them how to carry the newBalenciaga bag. Or she’ll organise a scent off. Send her off.
• “ Britney was charged with a hit and run violation. It’s her first hit in years” Rove
• "Surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it.” Heidi Montag on her breast augmentation. (She didn’t wake up.)
• "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" Tara Reid (Tara Reid never woke up from her breast surgery either)
• "So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera is a rock Scientist.
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