- ‘When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit moreimportant than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, weare merely accessories.” Ashton Kutcher has got it wrong. Men willnever be more important than handbags
- “Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harmeach other. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about todo drugs with a call girl. I lost it and he saved my life” What a guy!What a handbag! Amy Winehouse doesn’t need a husband to harm her; shedoes it herself.
- “I’d like to see Hillary Clinton be president. It would benice to see a woman be the actual president and … this is a way forus to have Bill Clinton be president again, and he did a great jobduring his term.” 50 Cent thinks Hillary is an accessory and an oldbag.
- “OK, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody else doesthe hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the f— out of me - it’s notme, it’s something other people have created.” - Keira Knightley,pretending she is an ugly old bag.
- “I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who hasbeen on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I waspigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed,buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”Jessica Alba pretending she was ugly.
- “I came to visit Owen Wilson, get the f**k away from me. Why are you guys here?” Samuel L. Jackson (ugly)
- “I know James has the deepest respect for Spider-Man and wouldnever want anything to happen to Spider-Man’s girlfriend.” A33-year-old mechanic who was arrested in connection with the robbery ofKirsten Dunst’s New York hotel suite. Someone please tell him.
- “I really don’t like the gym, in fact I can’t stand it. Itried cycling in Spain but maybe my bum’s too small “Vicki B ( AKA Posh) the only woman who can say my bum looks too small in this.