The FiFi Report 178

Foxy Morons Kath and Kim are back.

  • "We have tried it all. Makeovers, makeunders. Unless there is a day procedure to have her tragical personality sucked out, I think there is no hope." Kim on a beauty regimen which could save Sharon
  • "I’ve tried every diet; the CSIRO, ASIO, RSPCA. At the moment I am on the ‘Fountainlakes Women Don’t Get Fat’ diet. Basically it says you need to sit down every time you eat which suits me.." Kim
  • "Kel and I do not have pre-nap because ours was a night time wedding " Kath
  • "Brett worships the ground I walk on and he also mops it, which is nice." Kim
  • "Kim was a very demanding child. I thought it was because she was bright. But it turns out she was just demanding" Kath
  • "I am an unnatural beauty I just get by with what I’ve got. What I’ve got is a credit card that buys me fantasy tans, Brazilians, botox, lipo and laser.." Kath
  • "I give him a broad spectrum placebo." Kath on Kel’s hypochondria
  • "I saw a photo of Posh and I thought it was me. Like Posh I never smile and I never read" Kim
  • "Looking good is something you have to work at so when it comes to beauty I’m a workaholic" Kim
  • "My favourite sexual position is the starfish" Brett
  • "My favourite restaurant is Nongs at Fountaingate, my favourite Movie is Girl with a Parrot earring" Kath..