“Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none,” Marc Antony on maarying J.Lo ( someone club him )
“I’m through with women for awhile. I’m dating football.” Giants quarterback Jesse Palmer, now split from Jessica Bowlin (Becks take notes)
“I told her that I never liked her music, she sucks, and all this stuff like that. She was like, ‘What? I suck?’ I said, ‘Yeah, your music is too commercial, it’s too candy, too bubblegum,’ you know, and stuff like that. And she said, ‘Well, you know, you’re honest.’ I said, ‘Yeah, well, I don’t like it. You know, so, it doesn’t mean I don’t like having sex with you, but I don’t like your music.’ Dennis Rodman to Madonna” (Mmm What a great pick up line! He must pull the chicks) (golf anyone?).
“I’m trying to write a song where the words don’t say, ‘We Are the World,’ or ‘Ebony and Ivory.’” Bjork on her song for the Olympics ( sporty)
“For a severely injured person, Britney Spears is sure spending a lot of time playing on her knees. Err, with her knees” Gawker on Britney getting um engaged.( very fit )
“Roger played too good. I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got the tub.” Andy Roddick at Wimbledon
“Which one’s David?” Geri Halliwell watching England’s Euro 2004 games ( not sporty spice)
“ Naomi Campbell says that in her nineteen years as a model she has never been offered money for sex” UK Vogue (disappointing I know. Take up a sport!)
“If you have not become known for any kind of talent and achievement, if you’re known for other things, then to me it’s fair game to be asking about them” Maureen Orth on Paris Hilton ( fair game)
“Helmut’s world is my idea of heaven. And Helmut’s world is where I would like to go when I die.” Tom Ford (you are gay. stop flirting)
“ Unless you think the American people are evil or rotten, and I don’t. If they’re smart enough and literate enough and moral enough to choose the president of the United States, can’t you trust them to know what paper to buy/” Iain Calder from the National Enquirer ( they voted for Dubya. Obviously can’t read)
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