• "I’d rather be called Shanna porker and be a healthy average woman, then [sic] do what most do, to get that thin …" Shanna Moakler, on being "thrilled" with her post-baby body.
• "The complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me." Star Jones on why she refrained from speaking about having gastric bypass surgery. They would think she was a porker.
• "I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do." Lindsay Lohan you are an idiot.
• "I’m a brainiac!" Britney Spears yells to the Paparazzi as she backs her Mercedes into another car. Idiot.
• “Britney’s next fragrance is a reflection of her soul. As she shares her beliefs, we reflect on our own. It’s a confident expression of optimism and individuality." A blurb for her new Believe fragrance…Become a Brainiac like Britney and smell like one too.
• "I must point out the hypocrisy of this crazy hysteria about my weight…No ones going to mistake me for Eva Longoria, and my god I am truly happy to be who and what i am, with my life and my expirience i can do so many things help so many people and make such a beautiful clothing line too! And maybe finish this dammed sript one day." Courtney Love please go back to Rehab. Brainiac (from her myspace page).
• “ I’ve put on 10 pounds (thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wich I must admit are overrated)". Courtney Love pretends she wants to be a porker.
• "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s [private parts], you understand me? That’s very disrespectful." Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed husband Tim McGraw’s crotch during a concert appearance. Ouch! Porker?
• "I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny - people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old." Lindsay Lohan…I wonder why?
• "I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that. I would not do that." Lindsay Lohan. She did. Another Brainiac goes back to rehab.
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