The FiFi Report 168

  • “I made a lot of choices to keep myself youthful and strong. I work out. I eat good foods. And I also get injectables.” Actress Virginia Madsen on how she keep looking young and strong. (Steroids? Botox?)
  • “Busta Rhymes was arrested in New York for drunk driving. He reportedly had so much alcohol on his breath that police couldn’t smell the pot. “David Spade.Smokeables
  • “I’m gaining weight, which is fun,” Milla Jovovich (It can only be a model who says that …but she is pregnant ).
  • “I’m feeling good,” says expectant Naomi Watts.
  • “You look like a pregnant 10-year-old,” Hilary Swank to Watts. (Gaining weight is such fun.)
  • “The last couple of years were hell. Like, I can’t even tell you, it was so hard. I didn’t know how to handle it. But I think I’m in a much better place now” Cameron Diaz. Hell is being gorgeous. Skinny, Rich. With injectables.
  • “I could be dressed up in the sexiest outfit for a photo shoot, and by his behavior, he’ll let me know that’s nice, but it’s nothing as sexy as when I’m home surrounded by the kids or reading books, educating myself ” In the nude? Reading the karma sutra? Angelina Jolie, on what turns Brad Pitt on.
  • “I wasn’t invited but I hear President Bush congratulated Queen Elizabeth on her Oscar win.” Bette Midler on a white House Dinner.
  • “We cannot elect men to office who are afraid of premature evacuation. ” Jane Fonda on George Dubya and Iraq. He needs a few injectables.
  • “With Mick it was all chauffeurs and bodyguards but last week I took the train from London to Cardiff on my own. I even went to the snack car and had some awful coffee. I was so proud of myself.” I am proud of you too Jerry Hall.
  • “We can only hope that something positive will come from this. Hopefully, young people who look up to people like Paris can learn from this” Kathy Hilton. (We can only hope….)