• “You begin to hate waking up with the kind of hangover you get from going on huge benders with your buddies. Also, since my neck surgeries, I’ve been forced to take things easier and not beat up my body the way I used to. I’m more cautious.” George Clooney. Stop it. I like it
• “I hate sleeping alone.” Lindsay Lohan (she wakes up with a huge bender?)
• She is one of the most dedicated people I know, but also highly unedited.” Richard Gere on Sharon Stone
• “‘I feel like they hound me more than they hound Madonna and she’s someone I’ve always aspired to be like.’” Lindsay Lohan thinks she is more famous than Madonna. Please someone edit her.
• “I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep!] when I’m filming, and when I have time off I like to go out and dance” . Lindsay Lohan. Don’t give up your day job (Dancing with Stars).
• “I feel comedically sandwiched.” Adam Brody, sitting between the Garry Shandling, on Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
• “ I’d be devastated! He’s my life partner! I’d probably have to get a sex change and try to woo him.” Sarah Silverman, if boyfriend was gay
• “It’s a little bit OCD. You want one pair to wear, and soon as it comes out of the box it’s not perfect so you want another. I’m kind of like girls.” John Mayer on shoes. Gay?
• “You can still have Indian food though, right?” Jon Stewart, asking Richard Gere about the controversy sparked after he publicly kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty in India
• “It’s been reported that Lindsay Lohan recently attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Lohan wasn’t planning on attending the meeting – but when she woke up, that’s where she’d parked.” Conan O’Brien
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