“I gained breasts having this baby but I think I lost brain cells,” Helena Bonham Carter (that’s Pamela Anderson’s excuse too).
“I feel so honoured that you have honoured our family – sorry, repetition of the word honoured. Sorry, I’ve just had a baby. My brain cells are coming out of my breast milk.” Gwyneth‘s version ( any excuse!)
“ Her cravings for pasta dishes are getting out of control,” an on-set source tells the Daily Mirror about Julia Roberts.( excuses excuses).
“Now that I’ve let go of all my ideas about how I should look, all of a sudden I’m this” . Christina Riicci on now being a thin Hollywood actress ( All of a sudden Skinny? Honey it takes work!).
“I think if we’re honest, there’s a creepy side to most men that kind of likes the idea of a Stepford wife,” Mathew Broderick.
“I kissed a bunch of frogs and finally found my prince,” About to be Stepford wife Britney on fiance Kevin ( Britney Justin Timberlake is NOT a frog).
“I probably will get married again at some point. Just because things didn’t work out with Nic doesn’t make me feel that it can’t work out for me,Tom Cruise on getting a Stepford wife.
“It was just another day at the office – a very nice day at the office!” Keira Knightley on filming sex scenes in her new film King Arthur and straddling Clive Owen.
“One of the reasons I became an actor was that I’d heard you could meet queers in the British theatre. And it’s true. Thank goodness.” Sir Ian McKellen on another day at the office.
“There is absolutely nothing, nothing wrong with their relationship. They are as happy as they have ever been.” Posh’s mother (he just sleeps with other women thats all. Another day the office.)
“I’d probably ask for a rain check.” tennis star Andy Roddick reply to Elle magazine hypothetical “It’s midnight before your first match at the Open, and there’s a knock on your hotel room door. It’s Charlize Theron with a bottle of Champagne. Do you let her in?” ( Becks take note)
“According to reporter Matt Thompson, (www.editorsweblog.org) since May 23rd the New York Times has expended 17,000 words on Paris Hilton stories and only 10,000 on stories about Darfur, Sudan. We’re not that up on the news, so we’re not sure who this Darfur person is, but evidently she needs a better sex tape” Gawker
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