The FiFi Report 163

• "I’m so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn’t have them either. If I had them, I’d run up and down a flight of stairs!" Kate Beckinsale, or just jump up and down on the spot.
• “ I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.” Britney Spears is jumping for joy
• “I’ve always been on a diet. It’s an ongoing battle and it’s a nightmare. But I like clothes too much, and I am very vain” Gwen Stefani is honest
• “My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. And I was like, ‘No, I don’t want to!’ Avril Lavigne discovers her own nightmare
• "I look like the Bride of Frankenstein… Every time I see that, I get embarrassed and bury my head in my hands." Janet Jackson on her look in the 1986 video for Control. (A nightmare) .
• “ We’re going through the divorce process, but we are not friends." Dita Von Teese, on her ex husband Marilyn Manson. ( Bride of Frankenstein.)
• “You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don’t you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that’s the first rule I will institute” Marilyn Manson for President !
• "I focus on a guy if he’s a boyfriend, but I don’t focus on finding a boyfriend. They’re never around when you want them." Scarlett Johansson ( Marilyn Manson is available….)
• “In America they call them incense sticks. So when I called them joss sticks people thought I was being arrogant and talking about myself." Joss Stone stoned in translation
• "You have permission to call me anything you want – except sir, all right? Lord of lords, your demigodness, that’ll do." Bono, upon becoming a Knight of the British Empire.
"•Who cares?" Paula Abdul, when asked by fellow American Idol judge Randy, "Where’s Simon?" at the Kids’ Choice Awards …..Who cares indeed